Going Commando

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Given the unprecedented anticipation for former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s memoir, Going Rogue, Harper, the book’s publisher, has announced that it has signed Ms. Palin to produce a second book, Going Commando.

The new book is expected to contain revelations regarding Ms. Palin’s penchant for not wearing undergarments. With temperatures that dip below minus fifty Fahrenheit during Alaska’s frigid winter months, Ms. Palin’s revealing habit demonstrates her fortitude, a Palin spokesperson said.

Seeking to embarrass the former Governor, critics were quick to release a photo of the panty-less Palin leaning out the side of a helicopter on one of her wolf hunting excursions. The photo was quickly pulled from website of the celebrity gossip monger, TMZ, after receiving complaints about the photo’s caption, “Bush Pilot.”

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