Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Palin

Fairbanks, AK–In an interview with ABC News anchor Charles Gibson, actress/comedian Tina Fey removed her designer glasses to reveal that for weeks she has been playing the part of Sarah Palin, a fictional Governor of Alaska. Fey revealed that she they had been filming her guest appearance for this week’s season premiere of Saturday Night [...]

Palin Promises to Fill America’s Potholes

Duluth, WI–Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has vowed to demonstrate her vast executive experience with a promise to fill America’s potholes. “I’m tired of people questioning my qualifications. Let me show you the kind of leadership that Alaskan residents have come to know,” Palin said.
The Department of Transportation estimates that U.S. roads are [...]

RNC Crowd Electrified by Pending Virgin Birth

St. Paul, MN—Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin stirred the partisan crowd at the Republican Convention last night with news that her daughter’s pregnancy was the product of Immaculate Conception. Palin, standing on stage flanked by her children, sons Track, Truck and baby Trig, and daughters Tricks, Tramp and Trollop, enjoyed a standing ovation from [...]